POSTCARDS FROM HARRY (13) Part Two

Today (Sunday 30th) has gone pretty well to plan, with the weather as forecast which has helped; sunny intervals between light clouds. First job, declutter the the awning and pack away the cupboards:

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Then they had lunch in the remaining space with the big window removed. After that and washing-up, it was undo the ‘tunnel’
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Remove the fabric from the frame
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C A R E F U L L Y fold the tent

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and  place it in its stuff sack (why is it called a stuff sack if you don’t just STUFF it?!) Get lost and do as you’re told!

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That done and the poles also in their bag, and only a little later than planned – ie 6pm (clocks went back an hour here, too) we went to the sea side, just too late to see the sun go down, but the Atlantic rollers were magnificent as the sky coloured up.

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Back at base, they enjoyed an apéritif sitting outside (30th October!) under the roll-out awning, with a crescent moon shining thru the trees, before going in for a cassoulet au confit de canard ( from a tin, – and why not?).

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POSTCARDS FROM HARRY (13) Part One

It’s not fair! Why are these postings called “Postcards from Harry” when I’m doing half of them?

 Wha’ever …

Grumpy old box!

Oi … with age comes wisdom.

Not in your case.

I’m not much older than you anyway … and I’m only grumpy cos you keep waking me up!

Si tu veux …

 

Labenne, Sunday 30th October. We’re still here! THEY are hoping that the weather forecast is accurate and today they’ll be able to pack up a dry awning. Besides, they had a special excursion planned for yesterday.

 

They’d seen some posters and leaflets about ‘La Rhuna’ and the little train to the top of the mountain – 905m. (Scafell Pike 978m), so they found the station at the top of a road pass and picnicked beside the car park.

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The train ride was quite exciting (they say) with some very steep gradients,

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 but the cloud cover lingered all afternoon and they never got to see the splendid panorama as on the publicity. (Google ‘La Rhuna’ and follow any thread, especially “images …”) (Actually, some of the photos on the web are not very different from some of mine – apart from the blue skies! SKT)

At the top trains came and went…

 

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 …while they hung around hoping the cloud would lift, which it kept appearing to do, very briefly, then it closed in again. They had a coffee and browsed the gift shops – bought some gifts, too.

 

However at 5pm they decided to board the second-last train and by queueing in good time they were able to choose a good place on the train for the ride down. The views were better on the way down as the skies cleared,

 

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 and, of course, as they drove down towards the coast, there was the sight of La Rhuna’s summit completely free of cloud! (That’s life, init?)

 

On the coast, another slight disappointment, or error of judgement; they made for Hendaye (the last town in France) hoping to see the sun go down over and into the sea. A really careful look at the map will show that Hendaye actually faces north with a fairly high promontory to the west, so the sun went down behind the hills and not into the sea at all! Silly Daddy!

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Still, after looking at several options, they chose a sea-side restaurant and enjoyed pizzas to rival a certain Italian restaurant in Bowness, well known to some readers. His was a delicious selection of fish and seafood, with extra prawns (big ones, shell-on, messy!) instead of olives.

 

The drive ‘home’ was a bit expensive because of the use of the motorway – HE refused to ‘do’ Bayonne in the dark!

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Labenne, Friday 28th October : Yesterday was a rest day for all of us.  HE prepared one of his hearty soups for lunch (that’s using up several day’s leftovers) and eventually they went shopping. He bought a micro-card for that new, cheap camera and immediately tried it out:

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That’s me!

Then they went to the campsite next door to use the pool, but it was rather disappointing, coming out very badly by comparison with that excellent spot at La Brande. Changing facilities were limited, well, missing really. One fairly large, fortunately clean, WC where the lock didn’t work! As at La Brande, shoes were to be removed before entering the pool surround, but unlike at La Brande there was nowhere to sit while putting them back on! Still, they did have a laugh at some of the funny English (more later) at the entrance. I don’t think they’ll be going again.

Supper was another repeat of a dish discovered last year – little fillets of red mullet prepared in white wine with garlic and shallots. Then they watched ‘Gremlins’!! (Bright lights? “Trop clair! Trop clair!)

 

Today it’s been RAINING! They did take me out after lunch to go to a motorhome centre they’d spotted the other day, hoping to replace the shower head for dozy Harry –

Attention! – J’écoute!

Oo! tu parles français maintenant?

 Aussi bien que toi.

Granda skatola^co!

That’s just showing off! And if you want to get back to England, behave yourself.

Rendors-toi …

 

a shower head for Harry which got damaged in last year’s freeze-up. No luck. “Jamais vu de pareil” ( never seen anything like it). After a bit of a drive around and looking at a beach, they shopped at LeClerc and came ‘home’.

No photos today, so here’s a butterfly:

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(One day on Oléron we stopped for tea at a picnic site and there were loads of these basking on the low-growing plants. Does anyone know what it is? The photo here is probably not the butterfly seen on Oleron, that photo seems to have gone missing!)

 

Linguistic Footnote from HIM: We have, of course, been keeping an eye on weird bits of English which come our way. “Bricks may be placed in the rubbishes with the plastics” – that was last year. Sometimes we amuse ourselves by deliberately speaking bad, heavily accented French; so one morning a bit back I said “Oo sont les pantalons de mon track suit?” (pronouncing all the silent letters). Then we wondered what an online translator would make of that question, so we went to Google Translate.  The actual French is ‘Où est le pantalon de mon jogging ?’ but the translator gave us ‘où sont les pantalons de mon survêtement?’ (= where are the (pairs of) trousers of my outer garment?). Attempts to get a better result using the word ‘bottoms’ only made it worse! ‘Where are my pants?’ was translated as if American, but again with the very basic mistake of using the plural – where are (all my) trousers. ‘Underpants’ became ‘sousvêtement’ which is any undergarment, whereas ‘where are my briefs?’ gave us the French for ‘Where are my memories?’, which has become the quote of the month. The French should be ‘Où est mon slip?’ so just out of curiousity we tried ‘where is my slip?’ just in case some lady ever loses her underskirt in the wash. The French appeared with the equivalent of ‘where is my little piece of paper?’

 

There is a serious point to this: some people believe that machine translation is the way ahead to save huge sums being spent on language services at, eg, the UN and EU. With results like that, what do you think? As Carol says, that sort of thing could start world war three …

 

Now, here’s a challenge: that notice outside the swimming pool, three separate sheets, three languages. The English was headed like this:

 

          SOUND WARNINGS

          (Led (driven) to like in case of )

 

…. And lower down – this is a safety notice – on hearing three whistles:

 

          Immediate evacuation.

          Ponds and beaches (ranges)

          (Leave your spot business (affairs) you will get them back at the end of the intervention)

 

A bottle of wine is offered to whoever comes up with the best (in our view) version of what the English in the italicised lines above SHOULD say (it must come close) and TWO bottles (WOW!) to anyone who can work out the original French  – that’s a real challenge, I couldn’t do it,  – had to look at the top sheet of paper, the one in French.

Closing date for the competetion, 19th November!

POSTCARDS FROM HARRY (11)

Harry! Harry! Harry! Wake up – I’ve been to Spain and back! 

So what? Leave me alone … 

Big humbug! 

You’re lucky to get back safely; bad stuff happens to GB cars over there. 

Not this time! 

Well that’s good. Now, write your postcard and let me sleep … 

Vache Espagnol! Et tu vas cesser de ronfler ou quoi ?

 

Labenne, Wednesday 26th October. Well, Monday was wet on and off all day, so they stayed around here doing jobs and organising, then late in the afternoon they went shopping and afterwards SHE cooked her specialité, Spaghetti Bolognaise, Yummy. Then they watched ‘Indiana Jones et le Dernier Croisade’ – in French!

 

Tuesday was much better. They had lunch here again, but then we set off up the coast and first we came to Capbreton, where we drove past a very busy harbour, where the water was quite calm, then suddenly came alongside this channel brimful of rolling green/blue waves.

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Several waves came over the wall and one nearly wet my tyres!

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They decided against having a coffee or a glass of wine on this terrace!

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On the way to the next village we found this lake, or étang as they are called, and there are lots of them just inland from the sea.

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They were hoping to find a cake shop to buy something for ‘Kaffee und Kuchen’ but although there were lots of shops and kiosks and bars and cafés at the next stopping point, everything was shut up! It was like a ghost town!

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More good views of the sea, though. 

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On the way back they shopped at a big LeClerc and bought a helping of Agneau Printanier (Lamb and stuff) for supper. 

Today we actually got on the road by half past eleven! An hour later they were looking for somewhere to have ‘elevenses’ (coffee and the pain au chocolat they’d just bought), when they found this little village (Bidart) with this super little beach:

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After that we went through Bayonne (which was rather difficult!) and on into Spain. HE didn’t like it, and just wanted to get back to France – it is true that there seemed to be even more cars too close to my back bumper there than there are in France. So after a quick (?) drive round San Sebastien (Not nice! SKT) Told you!  – we turned around and headed back towards France, but not before filling me up with petrol, which was a lot cheaper than in France! and popping into a centre commercial where HE bought a camera for e50 because his is not working and he’s fed up of having to wait his turn to use HERS! But he still hasn’t used it because it needs a ‘micro card’, so he can’t just take the one out of the other camera.

Back in France, they found the sea front at Hendaye and sat on a bench for a late lunch, watching lots of surfing activity in the waves in front of them.

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Then we drove over a corniche with some excellent views…

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…and down into St Jean de Luz which is quite nice. After some discussion, we went into Biarritz, where the beaches and harbours are really nice and with the state of the sea today, quite spectacular: 

 

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Getting out of Biarritz was slow, but eventually we joined a section of motorway (tolled) and even then ran into a traffic jam – very unusual on French motorways! Back here 8-ish, they worked together to produce a supper of turkey in white wine, and here we are. Harry wasn’t interested in hearing about our day, but maybe one or two folk will be. I’m tired, too, now, …. Goodnight!

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Harry! Harry! Harry! Wake up – I’ve been to Spain and back! 

So what? Leave me alone … 

Big humbug! 

You’re lucky to get back safely; bad stuff happens to GB cars over there. 

Not this time! 

Well that’s good. Now, write your postcard and let me sleep … 

Vache Espagnol! Et tu vas cesser de ronfler ou quoi ?

 

Labenne, Wednesday 26th October. Well, Monday was wet on and off all day, so they stayed around here doing jobs and organising, then late in the afternoon they went shopping and afterwards SHE cooked her specialité, Spaghetti Bolognaise, Yummy. Then they watched ‘Indiana Jones et le Dernier Croisade’ – in French!

 

Tuesday was much better. They had lunch here again, but then we set off up the coast and first we came to Capbreton, where we drove past a very busy harbour, where the water was quite calm, then suddenly came alongside this channel brimful of rolling green/blue waves.

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Several waves came over the wall and one nearly wet my tyres!

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They decided against having a coffee or a glass of wine on this terrace!

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On the way to the next village we found this lake, or étang as they are called, and there are lots of them just inland from the sea.

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They were hoping to find a cake shop to buy something for ‘Kaffee und Kuchen’ but although there were lots of shops and kiosks and bars and cafés at the next stopping point, everything was shut up! It was like a ghost town!

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More good views of the sea, though. 

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On the way back they shopped at a big LeClerc and bought a helping of Agneau Printanier (Lamb and stuff) for supper. 

Today we actually got on the road by half past eleven! An hour later they were looking for somewhere to have ‘elevenses’ (coffee and the pain au chocolat they’d just bought), when they found this little village (Bidart) with this super little beach:

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After that we went through Bayonne (which was rather difficult!) and on into Spain. HE didn’t like it, and just wanted to get back to France – it is true that there seemed to be even more cars too close to my back bumper there than there are in France. So after a quick (?) drive round San Sebastien (Not nice! SKT) Told you!  – we turned around and headed back towards France, but not before filling me up with petrol, which was a lot cheaper than in France! and popping into a centre commercial where HE bought a camera for e50 because his is not working and he’s fed up of having to wait his turn to use HERS! But he still hasn’t used it because it needs a ‘micro card’, so he can’t just take the one out of the other camera.

Back in France, they found the sea front at Hendaye and sat on a bench for a late lunch, watching lots of surfing activity in the waves in front of them.

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Then we drove over a corniche with some excellent views…

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…and down into St Jean de Luz which is quite nice. After some discussion, we went into Biarritz, where the beaches and harbours are really nice and with the state of the sea today, quite spectacular: 

 

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Getting out of Biarritz was slow, but eventually we joined a section of motorway (tolled) and even then ran into a traffic jam – very unusual on French motorways! Back here 8-ish, they worked together to produce a supper of turkey in white wine, and here we are. Harry wasn’t interested in hearing about our day, but maybe one or two folk will be. I’m tired, too, now, …. Goodnight!

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Hello, Hello! It’s me again! Bonjour! C’est moi, la petite Sally! Saluton, estas mi denove! Big Harry’s gone to sleep for a week, so I can say what I like

No, you can’t; I sleep with one eye open.

M*rde! Oops – sorry- it’s this new keyboard!

Sqturday – it’s done it again! – when HE came back from shopping, THEY had a supper of ‘Cabillaud Mornay à la Harry’, which is some sort of fish in cheese sauce cooked in Harry. It might have been cod, or hallibut, or not.

Sunday was possibly the last day of summer, but it got so late before they were ready to go out that they had lunch here at the campsite:

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They opened the front of Harriette for the first time ever and enjoyed their meal there. The guide book said the beach was only 900meters away, so they left us BOTH here and went to look for it on foot.

Apparently, it seemed longer! But then, across a sand dune from the carpark – so they could have taken ME! – there was this beach with miles of sand from somewhere up in the north (probably Arcachon) all the way to Biarritz and the Pyrenees. 

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 They set up their beach shelter beside another grafiti’d former gun emplacement:

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and stayed there for the rest of the afternoon. Strictly speaking bathing isn’t allowed, but HE played with the waves for a while and even SHE had a brief dip. Then just as they might have been able to photograph a good sunset, a bank of cloud came up – as forecast – and hid it! 

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Back here, they enjoyed one of HIS ‘specialités’, steak with mushroom sauce, then overnight – as forecast – it began to rain …

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Labenne, Sunday 23rd October. Journey’s end! This is as far as we go; it’s on the Atlantic, just north of Bayonne, so only a few minutes from Spain. THEY are not sure whether we’re in the Pays Basque or not quite, but they will certainly pop down there with Sally one day soon, if only to fill her up with fuel which, hopefully, is cheaper in Spain! 

 

So, back to the second day in Arcachon, No noise from that big caravan next door, and a very fine, but not warm day. Carol did some washing, while he worked on postcard 8 (which has been a real challenge) until the internet connection disappeared at exactly 12 noon! Nothing could be done about that, (because at exactly the same time, reception closed!) so they had a scrambled egg lunch before going through the town to get the 2pm excursion by boat  out on the ‘Bassin’.

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Yes, that boat. The circuit concentrated first on the ‘Ile Aux Oiseaux’ and then on the villages on the far side of the ‘bassin’ where oyster farming  shares the landscape with some very fine villas and yachts.

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On the way back to Arcachon, they could see THE DUNE and the skipper made reference to it in his commentary, which was thorough but very fast and even their much-praised French couldn’t take it all in.

After the 2-hour trip they hurried back to the campsite to see what had happened to the wi-fi (pronounced wee-fee, remember!) for which HE had paid e12. Oh yes, a chap was there at that time, doing something and he probably knocked out your connection and invalidated your user name and password. But they did give us qnother 20 hours, more than we could possibly use, without further charge. Having securred that. They went shopping and came back for a supper of quail – another remembered recipe from last year.

 

Later that evening disaster struck the ongoing production of these postcards – working on postcard 8, HE knocked a half glass of rosé over the computer’s keyboard. What a waste! The computer ‘died’ instantly, and, panicking, he phoned Rachel (his IT advisor, oh, yes, daughter as well). She advised use of a hairdryer. Problem there – it blows fuses! He left it inverted overnight in front of a heating vent.

Well, it was a bit better in the morning, but q section of the keyboard wouldn’t work, certain keys were ‘dead (like @ and delete) qnd others were producing strange results like ‘5’ producing ‘g5g’!

 

It was a travelling day. Nothing to do but pack up and get on the road ….

So here we are. On an almost deserted campsite, 20 minutes walk from the beach,

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and although the pool here is closed, they have permission to use the one at the next site, which is covered and heated (the pool, not the site!).

 

On arrival, they attached the awning (‘Harriette’) and while SHE carried on pegging out and organising HE was allowed to go shopping ON HIS OWN! Guess what? He bought a wirelessly operated keyboard for the computer! Now here’s a thing: it’s a French keyboard, right? But everything comes up as on an English one! Strike ‘a’ and you get ‘q’ etc. Numbers, in upper case on a French typewriter and keyboard, are in lower case, and the accented letters don’t appear at all! Can anyone explain this?

 

Qnyway (never mind!) THEY’ve booked in for a week, so I’ll be having a good long rest before what’s going to be a long pull home!


Maybe I’ll let little Sally write a few more cards, she’ll be doing the running around after all – and going to Spain! 
 

 

 

 


 

 

 

POSTCARDS FROM HARRY (8)

Foreword from HIM: don’tbe too concerned for us when reading the first part of Harry’s ‘postcard’ – it gets better!

 

Arcachon, Friday, 21st October: THEY felt quite chuffed when it rained overnight Tuesday/Wednesday because they had spent the day packing up and stuffing the awning into its bag while it was dry (sorry, carefully folding it and skilfully placing it in its valise; Carol insists on that, HE’d just stuff it!) Actually, they had a fairly lazy morning, then used up a quantity of leftovers in a hearty soup before getting on with the work. All done, they had time for a final dip in that excellent pool:

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Then a ‘classic’ 3-tin meal.

 

In spite of all the work the day before, they STILL didn’t get on the road before midday! Crossing the ‘viaduc’, they stopped at the first hypermarché for supplies, where a very nice lady at the deli counter offered to remove the mussels from the paella for them (Carol’s allergic) – actually she left two in for HIM!, then stopped again for lunch, so the 237 kilometres to Arcachon still took till 6.30pm. However, they had phoned ahead so that the out of hours ‘gardien’ was able (though at first unwilling – he wanted us to park up on the overnight parking area, till he understood the difficulty of manoeuvring) to let us in.

 

At first they thought the move seemed to have been a bad one, and campsite for campsite, it was.

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 Pitches are small and cramped together, the site is severely sloping (might be difficult getting out) and, although they knew the pool was outdoors, they did expect it to be open, based on the info in the guide book. But it’s empty (of water) and closed. Late night and early morning (pre 7am) conversation in loud voices from the large nearby caravan (probably occupied by workers of some sort) didn’t help, nor did being unable to connect to the wi-fi before paying for it next morning. Decision was taken – over the paella – not to put the awning up, but to move on after 3 nights. 

 

 Friday, 21st October: However, it got better! Arcachon is well worth a visit. (Google Arcachon or go straight to : Images correspondant à Arcachon ) Yesterday they left me here and set off to explore, first trying to find a bank where they might get some euros from their Caxton card, for which he’s forgotten the PIN. No chance! Then they parked up between two of Arcachon’s beaches, newly raked – or ‘dragged’ – and picnicked beside the sea wall.

 

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Excursions were leaving from the nearby jetty and enquiries led to the decision to return on Friday for a trip round the ‘Ile aux Oiseaux’.

Then they decided to drive to the ‘Dune du Pyla’ – the highest sand dune in Europe. (Google ‘Dune du Plya’ and follow whichever thread appeals.)

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  Are we going up there? Yes, get on with it!

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The view from the 100th step (out of 160).

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160! You think you’re at the top? Think again:

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First reward for effort: the views!

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You can see how the dune is moving inland and eating up the forest: 

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For the descent, some chose the hard way (down the steps), others preferred the quick way down:

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Second reward for effort: a crêpe or a gauffre:

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Bon appétit!

After a visit to a hypermarché on the way back, they enjoyed a supper of liver in red wine – a dish remembered from last year and enjoyed again. There seemed to be no occupation of the big caravan next pitch , so a quieter night was also welcomed – but a cold one!

Footnote from HIM: We could have bought a ‘real’ postcard with a picture of footprints in the sand and the caption “On a marché sur la dune”, But that would have been silly, wouldn’t it?

 

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Monday, 17th October: Me again! – Big Harry’s gone to sleep! First stop, shop. Then they drove to the south of the island and found another forest picnic site right beside the sea.

 

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That’s me!

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Is this rationed? – Of course it is, I don’t want you driving me after more than a bit of that stuff!

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The sea was calmer here so no waves to play with and at first it was a long way away, but the tide came in during the afternoon.

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Later they went round past the ‘viaduc’ and watched the sunset from the harbour wall at Chateau D’Oleron. 

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An earlier attempt to photo the sunset (while HE was cooking) produced this picture: 

 

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The sun is reflected in the window and the silhouette is Carol’s shadow on the outside, not some strange activity going on inside!

 

 

THEY say the toilet block is worth a comment! It’s a unisex Palace of Ablution, where each cubicle contains both a shower and a basin. Sounds fine, but the shower wets the whole floor which then gets slippery, and there’s nowhere near enough hooks for your ‘stuff’. But the outstanding feature is the palm tree growing in the centre of the atrium!:

 

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Linguistic / cultural note from HIM: every tap in that loo block, including those in the wash-up area, has a little sticker in three languages encouraging careful use of water. The French tells us that water is ‘scarce’ (=rare); in English it’s ‘precious’; but in German it’s ‘expensive’ (= kostbar)! Moreover, in French and English we are invited to economise or save, using the –ons, or ‘let’s’ forms, but in German we are instructed  to help save it, using an imperative. What does this tell us about national characters or stereotypes, and which, if translated into your own language (if you were neither French, English, nor German),  would make you think twice about leaving the tap running while you clean your teeth or rinsing the washing-up under running water? Discuss. Or not, as you wish.

 

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  • Sunday, 16th October, 

    Let me! Me do! My turn! 

    Don’t be a silly Sally! You can’t write postcards! 

    Course I can! I’m as computer lilliput as you …

    What? 

    You know  – computer lib .. computer lit … computer obliterate as you are. 

    Doh – get on with it then. After all, you have been doing the running around for two days.

    Right! Sunday 16th October: THEY didn’t get going soon enough to get to the supermarket before it closed at midday, so they drove on to a little harbour town called La Cotiniere where they found a market and bought some of the stuff on the shopping list. But they still had nothing for lunch so they went into a restaurant and had a meal surrounded by locals having their Sunday shellfish feast (trying saying that 3 times quickly!). They both had a starter of potato salad with smoked salmon then HE had a helping of moules-frites –

     What? 

    Mussels and chips – I thought you were a French van?

     I was imported from Germany, actually.

     Sprichst du denn Deutsch ?

     Get lost.

    Charmant ! and SHE had chicken breast in mushroom and cream sauce with a load of chips and salad which she couldn’t finish. The waitress said ‘That’s not a pretty sight’, but she was a nice waitress and was only joking. They enjoyed the meal, but it was a bit expensive, so they said it was a treat for Rachel’s birthday.

    Then they went to the beach and put up the beach shelter and HE did battle with the waves! 

    When they got back they fell asleep – 

    I know!

    Get out! And when they woke up it was too late for supper so they just had a cup of soup. 

    Linguistic footnote from HIM: You can’t send a postcard without a picture, (not my fault if you didn’t take any!) so here’s one:   

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    We bought these solar powered light posts to mark our guy ropes and maybe reduce tripping hazards. The packaging and instructions were in six languages – with a separate piece of paper for each language for the instructions, but NO ENGLISH! And people tell me everyone speaks English!

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Saturday, October 15th. 


I’ve had a complete rest for three days now, and it looks like there’s more to come, since THEY’ve decided to stay here for a whole week. Even at my table temperatures are well up in the 20s, though the nights are getting colder. I don’t mind doing nothing – little Sally can do the running around and I’ll just watch the coming and going. Obviously some of what follows is what THEY (or Sally) have told me, because, of course “I wasn’t there”.

 

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One reason for staying here is that they have unrestricted use (from 10.30 to 19.00) of this excellent pool. It’s completely convered at this time of year, and heated, but any or all of the sections can be opened in hotter weather. When they first went, they were the only people there, though another couple and a man came in later.

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First day, they just stayed around, jobbing, organising, having a brunch of bacon and egg and then going to the pool.

 

 

 

 

Second day, Friday, Sally tells me, they went out and about, first to see if there was any possibility of boat excursions, but apparently not now till the All-Saints holiday, then they picnicked in a delightful forest setting – well, HE liked it, SHE wanted more sun!

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Moving on, they found a large LeClerc Hypermarché, where as well as essentials they bought some prepared ‘Poulet Basqaise’ for evening meal. Late in the afternoon they discovered a marvellous beach with miles of sand where HE dipped his toes in the Atlantic:

 

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and SHE lazed about sheltered by this amazingly grafiti’d ruined gun emplacement:


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Today, after the rugby match on a (fairly) big screen – France beating Wales 9-8 – they’ve hung around all day, enjoying chicken salad in the sun (just off our pitch) and I hear talk of that spécialité du camping-car, ‘lapin au van’ being planned for this evening. (It’s a bi-lingual joke…. HE says … not the meal, the name!)

POSTCARDS FROM HARRY. (4)

Wednesday, 12th October:

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Waking up near that lake was quite pleasant, but the boating area, like the restaurant and bar, was all shut up.

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The sky was competely grey, but at least it wasn’t raining. There was a lot of wildlife all around, including a heron on the platform out in the lake. There were quite a few anglers around, too.

Back on the road, we drove across country towards La Rochelle and then on to the Island of Oléron, where THEY had stayed in 2003, in Box II. (August 2003 was record-breaking hot, with people dying from the heat and further travel southwards in that van was uninviting!) 

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Not far over the bridge we came, as planned, to Camping La Brande and booked in there for at least three nights. ( www.camping-labrande.com ) And finally, the next morning (Thursday), later and further south than the forecast had given to believe: THE SUN SHONE! Most pitches here are well shaded, which is what people want for most of the season, but at this time THEY would have liked sun on the pitch for at least some of the day; the attempt to arrange this (choice of pitch was free) failed completely, as the sky was still overcast when we arrived, and they got the geography wrong! But there are sunny bits nearby – it’s just that they keep moving!

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POSTCARDS FROM HARRY (3)

THEY saw a weather forecast saying it was going to improve from the south through the week and be very warm with above average temperatures by the weekend. (‘Sunshine in the south’? When did we hear that before?) So they packed up on Monday morning 10th October, with help from some nice German neighbours and stuffed a wet, muddy ‘Harriette’ (the awning) into a black bag and then into Sally’s boot, and with only a little sliding we got off the pitch and onto the road.

We did 307kms that day, most of it through rain of varying degrees, and parked up for the night in a motorway lay-by with lots of lorries, and, as it turned out in the morning, one other motorhome. They made what they call a 3-tin meal and had quite a good night.

It would be good if HE knew how to get maps onto this journal, but anyway – from Baie de Somme we headed for Rouen, then Caen, then Nantes, basically travelling South-West, but ne’er a glimpse of that promised sunshine!

After Nantes Snooper Sat-Nav (special for caravans and motorhomes – they’ve lost Tom-Tom, temporarily, they hope!) began to do odd things and seem to be taking us to Poitiers, which they didn’t want, so they overrode it and began navigating themselves. At a place called Les Herbiers they found a big Hyper-U where a helpful assistant in the Orange shop explained why their French phone wouldn’t work, and sold them a new SIM (‘Puce’ in French, which means ‘flea’!) so now it does work, but with a different number: 00 33 6 44 32 77 28, if anyone wants to use it and save THEM the cost of the international call. But the UK mobile is still switched on and using that means THEY pay the roaming charge – it’s a no-brainer!

(It’s a bit long for a postcard is this – and where’s the picture?! – OK, coming up.) After Les Herbiers they saw a sign to a motorhome service point, which could just be somewhere to let the waste water go, or it could be a stop-over place. There  were signs to a campsite, too. Anyway, the followed these signs till we came to this lake:

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Just beyond the lake, where there was a boating area and a pizzeria / creperie, but all shut up, was the campsite, also closed, with the motorhome service point just outside it. There was also this overflow carpark, on grass, with several motorhomes already parked on it, so we joined them (bit bumpy!).

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Having bought a helping of ‘Couscous’ as ‘Plat du Jour’ back at Les Herbiers (a feature of French supermarkets which is missing in England), evening meal was taken care of and we spent a very quiet night – apart from HIM making nocturnal noises, which his recent operation was supposed to have sorted out …

POSTCARDS FROM HARRY (2)

Sorry, no current photos of this episode (weather too bad!) but you can see some pictures of the campsite here: www.fermedesaulnes.com . THEY thought they deserved a break after travelling almost non-stop since leaving Garth View on Oct 3rd, so we did only 69 kms on the 7th and made for this excellent site very close to where SKT stayed witth Rachel, Vik and Scout, 3 years ago, in some old box – sorry! – campervan.

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In fact we were closer to this spot (Quend, on the Baie de Somme) this time than they were then when Rachel took the photo (which appeared in MotorCaravan Magazine!). BUT! No sunsets this time … no sun …. just cloud and wind and rain, and more wind and rain … THEY did use the swimming pool, though, which is completely covered at this time of year, and enjoyed a meal at the ‘Piano Bar’ where the atmosphere was great, the music discreet and the photo (go to ‘Prestation – services) doesn’t do it justice. The bar is on a mezzanine looking down on the entrance level with a log fire in a huge inglenook. The food was good, too, though a bit expensive for a campsite. 

Sally says they did actually drive through St. Valery one evening while looking for a supermarket. Apparently HE knew they were close to one they used to use three years ago when they saw this water tower in Le Crotoy. 

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POSTCARDS FROM HARRY. (1)

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Here we are waiting to board our Norfolk Line (DFDS) Ferry to Dunkirk. Sailing time 4pm, 6th October. Fortunately, the crossing was not too bad. ‘Choppy’ at worst. On the other side – easier for me, Harry, because once in France everything is the ‘right’ way round, since I’m left-hand drive, we headed down the coast towards Calais and Boulogne. Boulogne was very difficult with road closures and poorly-signed diversions – and it was dark by then –  (THEY had to uncouple us at one point because we went down a dead end and couldn’t turn round!) However, we did find – by accident! – Boulogne’s ‘Aire de Camping Car’. Lots of motorhomes were already parked up, but it was on a cliff-top and blowing a gale. I was rocking like mad and they decided not to stay. They drove back to a motorway service area and stopped there (one they rejected on the last night last year, in fact). It wasn’t a bad night and there were croissants and pain au chocolat for breakfast from the shop, so not a bad choice.   

 

TIME FOR AN UPDATE!

The trip to Devon (below) was a couple of months ago, and we feel we’ve earned a ‘real’ holiday! In the end the Devon escapade did help and we decided that we would persevere in the quest to buy and live in France. That’s if we ever sell Garth View. Two parties have ‘expressed an interest’ but without making an offer – they’re waiting for funds, apparently.

In what way have we ‘earned’ a holiday? Well, we’ve made considerable changes at both Murton View (MV) and Garth View (GV). The kitchen was removed from MV:

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And a new one delivered:

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We removed the carpet from the living room at MV (the carpet fitters said it wasn’t worth moving; Carol said it was so we did it ourselves) and Carol discovered new skills in carpet laying, first fitting underlay and gripper rods in the guest room (at GV) – which she had painted by then – and finally fitting the ‘not worth moving’ carpet. Well, it may not be perfect, but it’s a great improvement on what w
as there before!

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Meanwhile, the new kitchen was installed at MV, and we think it will make the flat an even more attractive prospect to possible tennants.

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(Tiling still to do)

 

 

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We disposed of all the packaging ourselves

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– it’s surprising how much you get into the back of that little car (the C1) – involving several trips to the tip to save the fees and costs of getting the installers to dispose of it (private vehicles access the tip for free, vans have to pay).

 

Back at GV we moved all the furniture out of ‘our’ bedroom and put it all (except one item) into the newly-carpeted and decorated former guest room:

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First the wardrobe:

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Then the tallboy (would it fit? Yes it would!)

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The bed takes shape:

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Et voilà!

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The one remaining item:

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It’s now on the landing.

That left us with another carpet to lift and discover that the floor boards are in an even worse state than we knew! We’ve left it like that and our nice young man, Jimmy, will replace the boards as needed while we are away – as well as doing a number of jobs at MV.

We took occasional days off! Florence stayed with us for a week and we had a particularly fine day for a drive up Borrowdale followed by ‘Hay Fever’ at the Theatre By The Lake. (“Is this a game?”) The next day I travelled by train (3 trains each way,actually, and the last one was an hour late!) to Bristol to audition along with some fellow Esperanto Speakers to appear on ‘Eggheads’ – breath holding is not recommended!

So now we’re poised to cross the Channel later today, Thursday 6th October – in a gale! We’ve visited the brothers, two in Potter’s Bar and one in his (and her!) new flat in Surbiton, overlooking the river, and we’ve no plan to go anywhere after Dunkirk, other than probably south and west. Look out for some postings titled ‘Postcards from Harry’, hopefully more interesting than this one! Comments welcome. Bye for now! (I know we have some sea sickness pills in here somewhere ….)

TIME FOR AN UPDATE!

The trip to Devon (below) was a couple of months ago, and we feel we’ve earned a ‘real’ holiday! In the end the Devon escapade did help and we decided that we would persevere in the quest to buy and live in France. That’s if we ever sell Garth View. Two parties have ‘expressed an interest’ but without making an offer – they’re waiting for funds, apparently.

In what way have we ‘earned’ a holiday? Well, we’ve made considerable changes at both Murton View (MV) and Garth View (GV). The kitchen was removed from MV:

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And a new one delivered:

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We removed the carpet from the living room at MV (the carpet fitters said it wasn’t worth moving; Carol said it was so we did it ourselves) and Carol discovered new skills in carpet laying, first fitting underlay and gripper rods in the guest room (at GV) – which she had painted by then – and finally fitting the ‘not worth moving’ carpet. Well, it may not be perfect, but it’s a great improvement on what w
as there before!

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Meanwhile, the new kitchen was installed at MV, and we think it will make the flat an even more attractive prospect to possible tennants.

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(Tiling still to do)

 

 

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We disposed of all the packaging ourselves

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– it’s surprising how much you get into the back of that little car (the C1) – involving several trips to the tip to save the fees and costs of getting the installers to dispose of it (private vehicles access the tip for free, vans have to pay).

 

Back at GV we moved all the furniture out of ‘our’ bedroom and put it all (except one item) into the newly-carpeted and decorated former guest room:

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First the wardrobe:

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Then the tallboy (would it fit? Yes it would!)

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The bed takes shape:

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Et voilà!

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The one remaining item:

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It’s now on the landing.

That left us with another carpet to lift and discover that the floor boards are in an even worse state than we knew! We’ve left it like that and our nice young man, Jimmy, will replace the boards as needed while we are away – as well as doing a number of jobs at MV.

We took occasional days off! Florence stayed with us for a week and we had a particularly fine day for a drive up Borrowdale followed by ‘Hay Fever’ at the Theatre By The Lake. (“Is this a game?”) The next day I travelled by train (3 trains each way,actually, and the last one was an hour late!) to Bristol to audition along with some fellow Esperanto Speakers to appear on ‘Eggheads’ – breath holding is not recommended!

So now we’re poised to cross the Channel later today, Thursday 6th October – in a gale! We’ve visited the brothers, two in Potter’s Bar and one in his (and her!) new flat in Surbiton, overlooking the river, and we’ve no plan to go anywhere after Dunkirk, other than probably south and west. Look out for some postings titled ‘Postcards from Harry’, hopefully more interesting than this one! Comments welcome. Bye for now! (I know we have some sea sickness pills in here somewhere ….)