The end of an era …?

Are we referring to a Duke and his driving?

No, there is a closure at the foot of this piece (don’t scroll down!), but first, after eight and a half years, it was time to ‘let Harry go’.  It was obviously a bit sad to see him leave, but he’s off to new adventures, or maybe not-so-new because the person who bought him intends to live in him while house-hunting in France!

 

And then, for the New Year, ‘in with the new’, a VW camper van with 5 seats and a ‘pop-top’. He’s been named ‘Barney’ after the man I bought him off, and he takes up a lot less space on the drive!

– I can open the garage without moving the van, which is an immediate benefit, but the challenge of downsizing all the gear which came out of Harry to what will fit in Barney is almost as great as the house move, which is still ongoing.  Franky is still with me, with a ‘for sale’ sign in his window, but I haven’t done any serious advertising yet. He hasn’t said much … maybe he’s sulking. Maybe the days of chatty vehicles are over ….

Between Harry’s departure and Barney’s arrival came Christmas and New Year. I think we had a really good Christmas. The family (Sharlston branch) arrived on Christmas Eve in time to decorate the tree

 

before the traditional pancake-fest. (Traditional? Well, it has been in our families since the late sixties, so I think that qualifies!)

 

Suitable preparations were made for Santa Claus to visit – the essentials did indeed appear as if by magic, because I didn’t provide them!

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…  and on Christmas morning we all gathered in the living room at a fairly civilised 7.30 for Shannon to open the stocking’s contents.

 

 

Then they left me! Cinders in his scullery!

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No, they asked whether I would like to be left alone or whether I’d like one or more persons to stay and help. I chose the former and sent them off to their own church in Wakefield (it’s not that far away). Turkey was roasted, veg and trimmings prepared, yes, sprouts too at the last minute, none of this stewing them nonsense! and the table set festivicately:

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All in good time for everyone to have a good time!

But – what? no holly? There has to be a bit of green on the pudding ….

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(What I forgot, and no-one else noticed, is that after I’d had the garden cleared I’d planted a shrubbery down one side with a variegated holly bush at the centre!)

Then it was presents

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and on to the next event (which might become a tradition) – crumpets, cake, candles and crackers.

 

 

The next day, of course, was the Feast of Stephen (when Good King Wenceslas is supposed to have looked out) so Stephen-Keith prepared a feast, helped by Rachel.

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The family from Linthwaite had been invited to the Boxing Day Bash and Barbecue, which began with a walk to the playground just down the road, where some adults couldn’t keep off the children’s playthings.

 

 

Attempts to get the fire going on the patio were only partially successful, so we gave up on the idea that some items such as pigs in blankets might be cooked on top (there was either too much flame, or not enough!),

but folk had fun, and ate plenty.

There was another exchange of presents, some disco dancing and carols by candlelight, but the only pictures taken were videos and the screenshots I’ve made show faces which mustn’t be seen here.

Later, there was a hearty home-made cock-a-leekie soup for grown-ups, while small people chose more familiar tomato …..  what happened to Shannon’s portion will remain untold!

Family left on Thursday 27th, and after a few days on my own, I decided Cumbria was calling and found a bargain (I think) B & B for New Year’s Eve at the Scafell Hotel in Borrowdale. £75? I think that’s a bargain. I could have spent another £65 on the Gala Dinner-Dance, but I chose to eat in the adjacent bar, where I found agreeable company (from Yorkshire!) and was still able to enjoy the private fireworks display in the hotel garden after midnight.

New Year’s Day was beautifully sunny, and the only difficulty was driving into the sun  for most of the day. I began with the ‘far side’ of Derwentwater, then turned south past Thirlmere to the usual spot between Grasmere and Rydal Water. No question of not going whiffling through the Tulgey Wood (OK – wandering down through Penny Rock Wood if you’re not into ‘Jabberwocky’) to spend a few moments in meditative remembrance at the lakeside. No new photos; I have so many, but these may not have been used before and are suitably seasonal:

 

 

Two days later Rachel and I took Shannon to visit Florence (Kirkby) in Newcastle. We had a nice lunch (though I say it – I prepared it the day before) and I showed F. photos of 141, my August Adventure, and our Christmas. Before we left, Shannon sang some of her Christmas concert items. Now for the sting in the tail ….

Less than a week later, we learned that Florence had died in hospital, after several falls in the last few days. I’m so glad we made that visit …

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 Florence Kirkby MBE  1921 – 2019

A life-long friend.

R.I.P.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

A Day Out, a Barbecue and a Birthday.

Grandson S had asked for ‘a day out with Grandad’ as a treat, and June 17th (2017) was a really fine day, so we piled furniture and a picnic into Franky and set off for Derbyshire – the Peak District boundary is only just up the hill from Meltham. Down through Glossop and over the Snake Pass brought us alongside the Derwent and Ladybower reservoirs, which gave opportunity to give a little history lesson about the Dambusters, which was topical. There was a picnic site shown on the map – and signed – near the reservoir, but we couldn’t find it, so we drove on through Castleton and picnicked under Mam Tor:

 

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Grandson decided he wanted to see the Blue John mine and caves; I had suggested one of the caves and was thinking of Treak Cliff, but really I had forgotten what was involved. See the steps? About 220 of them! Although I did keep up with the party, using the handrail and my stick, this was not a good idea! The unrepaired hip has been extra troublesome ever since. I have an appointment to see the ‘Hippy Man’ in September.

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Father’s day, June 18th. Weather still fine and sunny, so the lunch at Oakleigh Close was a barbecue:

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Later in the afternoon, there was fun (for some) in the paddling pool. (I have doubts about this picture – it shows a bit too much of the side effects of hormone treatment!):

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Sitting like that wasn’t comfortable for long, so an alternative was found:

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Throwing water in Gaia’s (Grandad’s) face was great fun – retaliation wasn’t received with equal merriment!

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Saturday July 15th: Shannon is four years old! Our first job – mine and Franky’s –

I were wondering when I was getten a word, like. It were me as took you and that lad over tut Peak District, tha knows. 

Of course we know – I said so in the first paragraph, and you’re in the photo of the picnic spot. It was a great drive – don’t get huffy. Tell us about Shannon’s birthday.

Aye, well, fust up, we had to go into Wakefield to pick up a friend –

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– and her little lass –

Rosie.

Shurrup!

Just ‘splaining.

– off the train from down south –

London.

But tha kept goin round in circles and nearly made us late.

No, I didn’t – just needed to do a bit of birthday related shopping, but getting back to the station – we were there in good time at first – was a bit tricky with the traffic lights and the one-way system. Anyway, this picture is of Rosie and Shannon the next day:

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Aye, well, once we’d packed them in, alongside all your clutter –

What? I’d taken most of it out!

Hmmm …

That’s my line.

Once all in, we went up to that house where Big Harry is and you all disappeared round t’ back.

Where the garden was set out in full party mode:

Party Time!

In fact, it was full of children and parents – mostly mums – as well. The slide was the special parental present two years ago; this year’s was the trampoline in the background. There was a lot of feeding going on, as well as playing – then it was time for CAKE!:

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Or several cakes, really, but only one big chocolatey one in the shape of a 4, with CANDLES on ….

“HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU …..”

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The Removal from Sonnac, Part Four – The Journey Home.

 

This photo should have been in the last chapter. The evening meal in Mirepoix was mentioned, but the photo didn’t get inserted. Michel and Diana are sitting diagonally opposite each other; the man raising his glas is their friend, Hugh:

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Harry?

Ja?

Do you want to do it?

What?

Write the diary.

Why?

Dunno – I thought you might like to.

So … Aber nein – you do it; I will just, what you say, chip in, when I will.

OK. So it’s day 16, Good Friday, 14th April, and we’re leaving Sonnac at 1.50pm.

You did not seem very sad.

No, I wasn’t. I’d been looking forward to it.

In fact, you drove along saying ‘Bye-Bye’ to everything and everywhere.

I did. ‘Bye-Bye, Camplimoux; Bye-bye, Camon,’ and even, (join in everyone!) ‘Bye-bye, La BASTIDE de BOUSignac!’ And, of course, the Hers, which, incidentally, was not much more than a lickle trickle compared with the full river of nearly two weeks ago. The ‘Piebald Pyrenees’ were different, too, with much more black showing through the snow.

Good Friday is not a public Holiday in France, so I overshot the motorway in Pamiers to go to the Orange shop –

You went to buy oranges?

No, you daft goose, Orange, capital O. I’d been told on the phone that I was NOT to leave the IT equipment in the house, but to take it (livebox and TV decoder) to an Orange shop. That took longer than you’d think! Then back round the roundabout to Intermarché’s fuel station, and so with a full tank and a seriously cluttered interior, not to mention a full garage, with the bed at its highest, we headed north, but only as far as the first aire for a quick, late lunch – just a sandwich. (It was already 3.30) Then the serious travelling began …

However, at Aire Jardin des Causses du Lot I had to stop for a rest, but in the end we did make 351 kms to arrive at the old favourite, Porte de Correze, at 8.30. Supper from a tin, and a good night’s sleep – even on a service area!

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Ja; sehr schön.

Day 17, Saturday 15th April. Porte de Correze doesn’t only have scenery and pleasant facilities, but it has an excellent gift shop, with lots of local produce and a wide range of possibilities for presents. Maybe that’s an advantage of not charging for parking – folk go in and spend! So I did that, and bought a croissant for breakfast as well, but drove on the 20kms (15 minutes) needed to get to that other favourite, Briance Ligoure, before enjoying it:

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Hey! Why is here little Sally?

Well, if you remember the weather was poor, – cold and showery – on April 15th, so I searched for an earlier photo, and thought a reminder of the ‘old’ days might be fun.

Na, gut.

Of course, I didn’t get out to enjoy my café-croissant at a picnic table! That would have been taking nostalgia a bit too far!

I have table, where you often enjoy many things.

I know – I love it. Anyway, another short hop –

I don’t hop!

This is taking ‘chipping in’ too far! Another short drive got us to J 37, the usual fill-up point at the Centre Commercial just off the motorway. But something had changed – there had always been height limiters approaching the petrol station, and we’d always passed under them, but they used to have ‘dangly-jangly’ bits on them, which weren’t there any more, and they looked lower than before. They were signed at 3m, and Harry is 2.7, but that’s without the TV aerial. Also, there were no vehicles of similar height already on the forecourt, though it was busy. I didn’t want to risk it, but I parked up and went to do some shopping – another place undergoing major reconstruction, then I had to use the SatNav to find the next nearby fuel station, which gave me an interesting ride – not a hop! – round the outskirts of  Limoges – so interesting, in fact, that Carol would have loved it when we passed one verge covered in wild orchids! (She’d have wanted me to stop dead and let her out to take photos – on a ring road!)

I’d allowed an extra day for this journey, to give time to visit Montlouis and Vouvray in the Loire valley, so somewhere between Limoges and Orléans I left the motorway –

So also did I –

WE left the motorway, and since I realised it was probably going to be too late for wine-tasting that evening, which may or may not have been a good decision, we headed for a camp site I’d found in the guide book. This was in the village, or small town, of Salbris, and we got dead lucky – a lovely little lakeside site, with a warm welcome and nice facilities, even a water tap at the pitch. (250 kms driven that day.)

It was remarkably unbusy for Easter weekend. In summer there would be a swimming pool and a bar-restaurant, but never mind, a tin of Cassoulet made a nice enough supper. (It’s a speciality from Castelnaudary, and having never tried it when living nearby, I thought I should before leaving. …. It won’t be on the ‘must have that again’ list. It consists mainly of sausage, other meat and beans.)

Day 18. Sunday 16th (Easter Day) I wasn’t in a hurry to get away that morning, so I took my time using the campsite facilities to attend to Harry’s “water” jobs, and it was 11.25 before we moved off site. Approaching from the south, it made sense to head for Montlouis first (I wish I knew how to put maps on here …). Getting to the town was no problem, but the centre stands high above the river (the Loire) where the wine centres are, and finding the way down was a nightmare! –

Yes, you drove round in the circles, no?

Well, we certainly did do one or two streets –

Very narrow streets!

– we did one or two very narrow streets more than once, but this was because of road works and closures. And if we did drive through a pedestrianised area (it certainly looked like one) it was because I couldn’t find any other way. Still, finally we did get down –

Very steeply down!

– to the riverside and on to a familiar road with a number of wine tasting / selling outlets – BUT! Big disappointment – everywhere was closed! I was assuming that there would be lots of holiday traffic to attract, but apparently not, or maybe strict Sunday laws were in force.

So we moved on to Tours, as we had to to cross the river. After a brief lunch stop – at Harry’s table – on to Vouvray, but fearing the situation would be the same as in Montlouis. But no – maybe not all, but several wine centres were open. I only needed one anyway. Why the North and South banks of the Loire were different with regard to Easter Day opening, I didn’t find out, perhaps the river is the boundary between départements or other administrative areas, but anyway, loaded with 2 six-bottle boxes of still and pétillant (bubbles!), and nowhere to put them, we headed back to Tours to join the motorway to drive north via Le Mans and Rouen.

The rest of the day’s drive was uneventful, even Rouen was free-flowing, or ‘fluide’ as it says on the signs. The season was considerably advanced from just a fortnight before; most of the white blossom was faded or had dropped, but the cowslips were even more prolific. Rape fields and sections of gorse were brilliant yellow, but green was dominant.

I know I go on a bit about it, but I am still amazed by the variety and design of the service areas and lay-bys on French motorways. Pulling in to a previously unvisited layby south of Le Mans, the Aire des Croiselles, I found we were in a sort of mini nature reserve! In fact, the construction of this section of the A28 had been delayed till 2004 because of the habitat of the protected beetle, Osmoderma Eremita, (Hermit Beetle?) Why the French call it the Pique-Prune (Plum Stabber) I can’t work  out since it lives on dead wood, not plums, but this ‘rest area’ has a sector designed to provide habitat for it:

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However, there was still ground to cover, and we actually got as far as Baie de Somme before stopping for the night. It was 9pm and we’d done nearly 600 kms. The more scenic parking areas would have been out in the wind, and I wanted to be near the facilities, so I parked near the building, and since the restaurant was still open, I had a meal of chicken in white sauce with ratatouille and new potatoes, which was actually much nicer than it looked, having been on the counter for some time, I guess. I also used the wifi to book a ferry crossing for the next day.

Day 19. Monday 17th April Café-croissant for breakfast, and a check on the email, and, of course, a visit to the gift shop – like Porte de Correze, Baie de Somme has an irresistible selection, so a bit of shopping was unavoidable.

Since the break at Limoges, I’d been trying to exchange Harry’s spare gas bottle which was (is) empty. But I should have done it a long time ago – I’d left it too late! –

He called me the dumme Gans!

OK – chalk that one up to you. The petrol stations were all unattended (Easter Sunday / Monday) – pay by card at the pump, but no-one on hand to open the cages of gas bottles. But I didn’t give up – using satnav I found a small petrol station, open, just off the motorway in Calais, and the young man at the till was quite happy to get a bottle out for me – there were six bottles of the right type visible in the cage …. every one of them was empty! But we only found that out after I’d pulled loads of stuff out of Harry’s garage to get at the spare bottle, and spread it around his back wheel on the forecourt (the stuff, not the bottle)!! (There’s no-one to take the best photos!) I did give up! So I have no reserve gas. (The point is that the bottles in question, and the regulator that fits them, are French, or European, so to change to British ones will involve expense and leave me with two unreturnable bottles, one of them with gas in.)

Pleasant ferry crossing, and as we approached Dover (I’ve posted so many ‘White Cliffs’ photos over the years.) I texted the Offspring “The cliffs are very white, the sky is blue and white, and the sea is blue-green. The litter will be ‘orrible.”

I could leave it there, but there are two days to go before Harry gets ‘home’ (i.e. Wakefield) and I resume babysitting duties. We got to Porton Court (Surbiton) at 5pm, 269 kms driving from Baie de Somme, and a familiar yellow Corsa was guarding the most convenient visitor’s parking bay for Harry. Christine and Carol provided a nice evening meal and I found a bottle of Vouvray somewhere. (It wasn’t hard – the two boxes were – and are – still on the top step just inside Harry’s hab. door.)

Day 20. Tuesday 18th April  Harry had a rest day! I spent some time choosing a few – quite a few – of Philip’s clothes to keep, before the family decide what to do with the rest, then later Carol drove us out in the yellow Corsa to Richmond Park when we had a light lunch – fine enough for al fresco. I knew nothing about Richmond Park, although it’s the largest royal park in London, about 2,500 acres and home to over 600 deer (google it for more info).  From King Henry’s  Mound there’s a remarkable view, with an amazing long-distance sight of St. Paul’s through a well-kept gap in the hedges, trees and buildings all the way to central London:

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(I didn’t take that – I ‘borrowed’ it from a website) I took these – the first one points away from St. Paul’s and includes (the viewpoint diagram says) Heathrow and Windsor Castle:

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Then we went down into Kingston to do the return river trip to Richmond and back – a section of the river I hadn’t done before. This is approaching Teddington Lock:

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Back at Porton Court, Judi joined us, which was nice, before we went out for a very enjoyable Chinese meal. The restaurant we’d been to before was closed, so we tried a different one – I think it will stay on the list of options.

Final Day. Day 21. Wednesday 19 April Not a lot to report, really. On the road at 10 am, and took the M42, which enables a stop at Beaconsfield Services, where there’s a Weatherspoon’s for brunch, as well as avoiding any traffic problems around Watford and South Mimms. Then a bit of the A43 gets you to join the M1 at Northampton. No problems anywhere, and arrived at Oakleigh Close at 4.30. 355 kms from Porton Court.

Total round trip in these three weeks, 2336 miles – well done, Harry!

Lots of hard work, one big setback, one major job done, and some nice moments mixed in. I wish I could say ‘back to normal’, but radiotherapy starts tomorrow; return drives to Leeds (about one hour each way) every weekday for the next month …. but that’s the next story.

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(Photo by Judi on a previous visit.)

One preliminary contract signed, one sale hits the buffers, Grandad’s taxi and minding service is much in demand and Shannon builds a tower …

… Not to mention a New-Year visit to Cumbria, which included two beautiful golden evenings with perfect reflections in Coniston Water (but sadly no photos – missing my  piccy-taker in the passenger seat, you know) and, of course, a day in Grasmere:

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But other visits to Cumbria have been less rewarding. Having put the flat in Murton View on the market, there was immediate interest, and an acceptable offer. However, the purchaser’s survey revealed serious, and expensive, work needed to underpin the conservatory and shore up the garden (where it drops steeply into the neighbouring field),

so she eventually withdrew rather than drop the price by £10,000, leaving me to get the work done before offering it for sale again. British Gas have been messing me about, too. Carol ‘invested’ £40,000 in that place;  I’ll be lucky if I get ten back …

Sunejo’s sale is going ahead slowly, though, and the preliminary contract  (the ‘compromis de vente’) was signed in my absence last week. I’ve booked the removal for Holy Week, and Rachel is thinking of coming down with Shannon the week before to do what they can to help. Niece Judi also offered help, but the dates didn’t fit. Thanks for a much appreciated offer, though. Pam and Trevor are keeping an eye on the house for me, which is helpful, and they’ve bought Lucy off me, which also helps.

The local G & S Society have not only asked me to join the committee, but asked me to be Chairman, too. Seems odd, since I’ve been around for less than a year, and in the end I didn’t take part in their annual performance, so they really don’t know me, nor whether I have any skills in chairmanship.

Both families have needed to call on taxi  and minding services from time to time, when a child has been off school or a Dad (Him, not me!) has needed ferrying somewhere or even taking to the doctor’s. I babysit for Shannon once a week anyway, but this week it was extended to a whole day as she was a bit unwell and Rachel needed to work. After breakfast yesterday Shannon asked if we could get the bricks out as she wanted to build a castle. Being of one mind, Rachel and I both began to sing “Build me a castle, build it up high -” Shannon gave us her best ‘don’t be silly’ look and said “We’re not building a pie!” It was a classic ‘gladly’ moment,  and if you don’t get that reference, just ask and I’ll know you’re there.

 

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A birthday, two returns to Grasmere and one to Coniston.

…and some traumatic dentistry ….

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July 15th was Shannon’s 3rd birthday, and there was a party the next day, being Saturday. A week earlier, however, I’d had all remaining bottom teeth extracted (only six!) and that has had a profound effect on just about everything ever since, as anyone who has had a similar experience might understand. Not to go in to too much detail, I’ve had considerable difficulty adjusting to the new dentures, and enjoyment of meals is very much reduced for now.

Is that why you don’t cook like you used to?

Yes, Harry, exactly, – it is. But never mind, it’s getting better, bit by bit.

Bite by bite?

No, that’s not what I said!

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Anyway, there’s another picture of birthday girl during her party.

On July 18th I had a further consultation with my “Hippy Man” (orthopedic consultant) and having received a communication from the oncologist, saying that she was happy for at least one hip replacement to go ahead before the cancer treatment, he agreed to proceed with that, hopefully sometime in September.

July 30th. Franky?

What? Oh, aye – that really slow trip up tut Lake District! That were a bad un!

Yes, it was, but we met with Chris and family in Bowness and they asked the staff at the pub they’d chosen about where an old man with reduced mobility but no blue badge might park, an they said to drive up to the bollards right outside, in spite of the double yellows and it would be OK. And it was. We had a good lunch, and I managed jacket potato with baked beans – but had to ‘lose’ the teeth part way through! Then we got lucky in finding a roadside space not far from the boat moorings so that we all enjoyed a cruise round the islands of Bowness Bay.

 

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After the cruise we went on to Grasmere – Helm Grag is in the centre of the photo, with the ‘lion’ clearly visible, but not the ‘lamb’ from this angle – and made our way down to the lakeside, though not by the ‘usual’ route because the lay-by was fully occupied. Chris and family then left for a tea-time visit to friends in Kendal, and Franky and I moved on to to Grasmere village where I was staying at the Red Lion. Last time I was there they were in the middle of renovations, and had offered me a free B & B for one night to compensate, so I was taking avantage of that. This time my room was at the front of the building with Dollywagon Pike (centre left overlooking the village) in the view: DSCN3610

Parking were difficult in Grasmere, weren’t it?

It were, aye. – It was, yes. No chance to park within or near the hotel grounds, so I had to leave you on the far side of the green. (The green is just visible above the red car in the photo.)

It were OK – I were bothered for thee and tekkin luggage across t’green.

I didn’t have much. I was disappointed by the reaction of the receptionist when I explained about my eating problem. He said he was sure I could find something suitable on the menu. Well, I couldn’t – not at a price I wanted to pay, anyway. So I made do with what I’d brought with me – a hard boiled egg and some potatoes and mayonaise. Breakfast was better – I was able to choose suitable items from the ‘full English’.

July 31st: I brought Franky round to the hotel car park to pick up the luggage,

Then we had a reet good drive round yon lake –

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Aye, up one side, and back down t’other.

Yes – Helvellyn is still scarred where the torrents came down and destroyed the road, but the views of Thirlmere are so much better than they used to be – they’re reducing the forest and replacing with more ‘natural’ species.

I had some soup at the Grasmere garden centre, and having left my folding chair in Harry, went on to Hayes in Ambleside to buy another, better, one, and doubling back to Grasmere to sit by the lake for a while. No photos – they’d look the same as previous ones!

The M6 was slow again on the way home, so I thought I’d drive the Trough of Bowland instead. I was following signs OK, but I must have missed one, and found I was back on the A6 and re-joining the motorway! But it was flowing better south of Lancaster, so we got home OK.

First week of August included a return to the dentist, who agreed there was a problem with the lower denture. She said the socket which had been infected was going to be a ‘slow healer’, but she filed the plate down a bit, which has made it a bit better. I also got a British MoT for Harry – not easy with his French plates, as they couldn’t find him ‘on the system’ until they entered his former (UK) registration. So they had to put UK plates on him, which I took off again when I got home! I’ve completed the paperwork to re-import him (with Rachel’s help), but it’s not straightforward. European standardisation, eh? I can’t insure him in the UK as I haven’t lived here for 12 months! Never mind the previous 67 years!! I picked up some new specs from Specsavers, too.

So Harry?

Ja?

Want to do a bit? – your fan club have been asking to hear from you – all one of ’em.

Dass ist aber nett! How nice! What can I say? You packed me up very slowly over several days and set off for Coniston on Monday –

8th August –

Ja, richtig – When we got to the Caravan Club site there were already Rachel with husband, daughter and stepdaughters. With also their Wohnwagen.

Caravan.

So you call it. They have reserved us a pitch nearby. So  – you park me up, and don’t move me for a week. Well, at least it wasn’t two months. And it wasn’t cooking hot*. In fact it was raining.

Not all the time!

Mostly.

Yes, well that’s Cumbria in August. You’re allowed one fine day per week. I was there six days, and I missed it. I decided to hire a car, if only to get around the camp site, but that meant getting to Kendal, and although the hire firm came for me, it still took out most of the day on Wednesday.

It was easier with Sally.

I know …..

On Thursday – the wettest day of the week – I drove over Wrynose and Hard Knott passes, taking Rachel’s friend Jane with me (and a little deaf dog). She was camped on the neighbouring site, Coniston Hall, which is where, many years ago, the whole camping / campervanning / motorhoming adventure began. Imagine! Me and a little 8 year old girl in a tiny 2-person ridge tent and a Citroën Dyane! Someone would call the police these days!

Anyway, there were no views on that outing, but the cascades were magnificent! We did Hard Knott both ways, with lunch (more soup!) at Dalegarth Station, but didn’t come back over Wrynose, choosing to follow the Duddon valley instead. Lots of white water.

Next day I took the family for a ride on the Lakeside and Haverthwaite Railway to visit the Aquarium at Lakeside – that is, they provided the transport and I treated them to the ride and the visit.

Shannon seemed to enjoy the train rides:

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Engine ‘Victor’ runs round the train to connect at the other end:DSCN3612

While steamship ‘Tern’ approaches to make the connection:

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Shanon watches, and Mummy photos ‘Victor’ bringing the train in to take us back:

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On Saturday I took the hired car back to Kendal (do American firms really close at 12 noon on Saturday till 9am Monday morning? Or is all that TV advertising just ‘Enterprising’ propaganda?), then used my bus pass to get a 555 to Grasmere to meet the family there. I tried to take some photos from the bus of views we can’t get from a car. Top deck would have been better, of course, and open-top on a fine day better still, but I wasn’t up for the stairs! Here are the Langdale Pikes across Windermere:

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I wanted to be in Grasmere that day – it was Carol’s birthday. Again, the garden centre was the most convenient place to park for lunch, but the soup didn’t appeal, so I managed a piece of fish, without chips. Thanks for that, family.

The weather wasn’t ideal, but we got down to the lake side – with more than usual difficulty in my case, and finding ‘my’ beaches occupied by fisher folk, we moved on to the spot where we had set up a base on July 9th last year, which was not inappropriate.

Shannon and Mummy do a ‘paddle dance’ while half-sister Becky prepares for another plunge into deeper water. (She stayed in for an hour!) I sat and watched, not feeling on top form  …..

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I’ve had a mild form of tinnitus for some time, but on Saturday morning something seemed to ‘move’ in my left ear with a sort of ‘twang’ which hurt a bit. That and discomfort from the teeth was partly why I just sat by the lake with my hood up. Since then, I’ve had ‘total face-ache’ on the left side affecting teeth, nose, ear, temple, eye and head. Also today, Tuesday, the symptoms of migraine. I’ve taken all the pain killers I can lay my hands on (I would have taken some of Carol’s left-over morphine if I had any here, but I haven’t, as far as I know, which is perhaps just as well.), so I saw a doctor at the local practice yesterday and he agreed with my suggestion that it was probably neuralgia. He added amitriptyline to the medicines I’m already taking, but it could take up to two weeks to take effect!

Anyway, I got Harry packed up on Sunday morning and completed the job by doing the ‘waterworks’ with Rachel and Sean’s help. The drive home was striaghtforward and uneventful, but I didn’t want to go on to Wakefield to park Harry up and bring Franky back. And I haven’t wanted to do that yesterday or today, either. Tomorrow I have a pre-op appointment at the hospital (though no date for an op yet!) and Chris is planning to join me afterwards to get the job done.

So – you plan to leave me bei Rachel again?

Yes – but you’re very useful there. You provide me with a bedroom without going upstairs. And there’s electricity for you, which I can’t provide here.

As you would say, M’sieur: hmmm ….

*Harry is remembering our time at Puivert in 2012, when we were on the one site for two months, two weeks and two days and he only moved once! And it was baking hot!

 

 

 

 

Franky goes to …. the capital.

Franky!

Yes, Boss?

What have you been doing for the last month?

Ee, eck – I don’t know! Seems tha left me wi t’babby at start on it.

Well, I didn’t leave you HOLDING the baby, did I?

No – tha pushed off in Big ‘Arry and disappeared for a few days.

Yes, we wrote that up already.

Next day tha took me back to t’dealers where tha got me from.

Yes, and that was a waste of time! They said there was nowt -nothing – wrong with you!

Well, there isn’t, is there?

So why do you keep ‘throbbing’ when we’re waiting to move off, and why doesn’t your radio come on when it should?

Ee, eck – I don’t know!

You keep saying that. Where next? 1st of June?

Oh, aye – that pointless trip to Manchester wi thi lad.

It wasn’t exactly pointless – we had a good lunch. Yes, we were auditioning together for a certain TV show –

And yer didn’t get on it.

Well, we don’t know yet, but, well, no probably not, so maybe that bit was a bit, sort of, pointless. Incidentally, so was trying to park at Oldham and go in on the tram. Not a hope! What about the next week, June 9th?

Ee, aye – that were a long un! Ovver the ‘ill to Sheffield, then all t’way down t’motorway to London. Motorway were all right, but after that ….

Yes, we’d arranged to meet family – Philip, Christine and Carol – for a meal before seeing ‘Showboat’ at the theatre in central London. The drive was very slow and tricky – but we got there, and found the car park, more or less on time.

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(More pictures – just search ‘Showboat’ New London Theatre. Or click on that photo and it will take you there.)

After the show we took the others back to Surbiton.

Aye – and next morning tha pushed off again and left me for a week on yon car park.

It’s a very nice nice car park. Harry’s been there often.

Where did tha get to, then?

Ah, well. Train to Southampton to get on a ship. Then a cruise to Guernsey, La Rochelle, Bilbao and La Coruña.

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(There are more photos – nothing very special cos the weather wasn’t so good – in an album on One Drive. If I haven’t shared it with you, just ask if you want to see it.)

Sounds like fun.

Hmm … might have been. Worth trying, but I’ll stick to travel in Harry, I think – if I can drive him after the hip replacement.

Back at Surbiton, more ‘shipboard’ entertainment with HMS Pinafore at the theatre in Kingston, performed by an all male cast!

Very entertaining, in spite of the strange concept!

Next day there was a barbecue on the lawn at Porton Court – weather held off the bad stuff just long enough! and on Sunday 17th we had lunch out followed by a return rubber or two / three at the home of Philip and Christine’s friend, Ena. Ena and I, while not calling the grand slam we made, still made enough of the good hands we had to take ‘revenge’ fo the total wipeout P & C inflicted on us a few months ago!

So to the drive home on Monday 18th. Uneventful.

I wouldn’t say that.

What would you say?

Dunno – not that.

Well, we did it with only one stop, which is unusual. Torrential rain to start with but sunshine to welcome us home.

Since then – one evening babysitting in Wakefield, several school runs –

They want to get that road fixed ! I could get hurt going up there!

I know. Several school runs, and one to A & E to pick up Chris & S. who had broken his collarbone. Sunday lunch at Linfield, and quite a bit of political excitement – if that sort of thing excites you! Oh – and a first visit to Meltham G & S group to rehearse ‘The Sorcerer’.

Next consultation at hospital on own behalf – July 18th.

That’s about it. BFN

Ta-ra!

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HARRY COMES HOME

Sunejo, Thursday, March 27th 2014, 17.23:

Hallo, Lady Lucy!

Bonjour, Milord. How are you? 

Ich bin müde, tired – fatigué.

Ah – you have voyaged, er – travelled much?

1,000 miles in four days!

Miles? 

Er, 1,600 kilometres.

Oh, là! Racontez!

OK; Monday morning, we went into Wakefield to pick up HIS brother. –

Excusez-moi – whose brother?

HIS – M’sieur’s.

M’sieur S’s? Why you call HIM?

I’ve always called HIM ‘HIM’.

Well stop it, c’est peu gentil; how you say, not nice.

(Bossy as well as posh!) OK – I’ll use his initials; he likes that.  We went to pick up SKT’s brother outside the hotel where he’d been staying, then we headed for the A1 –

L’autoroute?

Mmm, no – in England ‘Autoroutes’ are ‘Motorways’, so they are M1, M2 etc. ‘A’ roads are main roads, like your Routes Nationales. So we made for the A1 because the M1 is covered with road works – ‘travaux’ – and slow moving traffic. On the way south, they filled up with turkey salad (which Florence had insisted they should take with them after providing lunch on Friday) and SKT filled me up with diesel at Tesco’s near Welwyn.

(I didn’t ‘fill up’ actually; I tried to judge how much we needed to get to Calais.)

The M25 was free-flowing (‘fluide’ en français) so the journey round London to Surbiton didn’t take too long and at Porton Court Philip’s car had been placed on the visitor’s space near the gate to ‘keep’ it for me:

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You can’t see it clearly, but that’s the first picture of my new skylight! (The big one above the hab. door.)

Once again the Thompsons resident at Porton Court knew how to give us a good end-of-stay – remember the trip on the river last time? A table had been booked at ‘The Grove’ and the meal was delicious, and British! The only drawback was that someone assured us it was only a short walk from Porton Court*; BOTH my hips objected to that! Yes, the left one has started playing up as well!

*Try saying “a short walk from Porton Court” out loud; then say it several times in front of a mirror – and try not to laugh!

But, SKT, you’ve driven me for most of  5,000 kms without once moving your leg by hand, so your right hip is better, isn’t it?

Yes, it is; but the consultant said to avoid long walks. But let’s not go on about whether or not the walk was long or short, the meal was excellent, and I didn’t ask anyone to fetch a car to go backwards after.

Hein? Il est fou, ce M’sieur S.!

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Tuesday 25th March: On the road at about 9.15 and a  fairly easy run to Dover, with one stop, and switching over to the M2 / A2 to drop directly onto the harbour and avoid the slow finish through Dover town. Easy check-in and on to a very lightly-loaded car deck. I understand they had a final taste of English food on board – Cumberland Sausage and Cornish Pasty were mentioned – so at Calais it was a quick exit onto the ‘autoroute’, but we pulled off at J 31 to fill up with diesel – SKT had judged very well how much to put in at Welwyn, as we were nearly empty! I met a ‘friend’ on the car park when SKT went into the Hypermarché:DSCN1054

We were there first – the other driver must have thought ‘If they can take four spaces, so can we!’ We stopped twice more on the way to Rouen, once at an ‘aire’ with a viewpoint over the Channel. –

LA MANCHE!

If you like:

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But it was cold:

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and the sculpture and display were all about wind, different names for winds and the noises they make:

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And the other stop was at the old favourite, Baie de Somme – cold, wet and windy, but good shopping and nice coffee and cookies! We found the good way round Rouen – under the white cliffs – and so got to Ymare, where Daniel lives, soon after 7pm. Daniel provided me with electricity and THEM – sorry! SK & CLT – with a nice meal. The electricity was important because of the food in my fridge and because it froze during the night.

The food froze?

No! Not the food! the weather, le temps, la température. 

Oh, pardon, je comprends maintenant.

Wednesday 26th March. Daniel had to leave for work before SK & CLT were ready, but that was OK as he had placed his car in front of me, so as to leave first. We left at 10 o’clock and stopped for elevenses –

For what?

Zweites Frühstück.

This doesn’t help.

Well, it’s very English, really; it’s a cup of tea or coffee or something that they drink halfway between breakfast and lunch.

C’est bizarre, ça! Elevenses …… 

Well, anyway, they stopped for coffee and pastries –

Ah! Café et viennoiseries! You should have said.

They stopped at the aire just beyond St Rémy, then an hour or so later, after joining the motorway north of Orléans, they had lunch at the Aire du Héron Cendré: DSCF2132

You see this sculpture as you pull in; SKT had to get out and have a fit of silliness. At Boismandé we found an adequate motorhome service point and let the grey water go, and we turned off the motorway at J31, just south of Limoges to fill up with diesel. Soon after that we were at Aire Porte de Corrèze and parked up for the night. SKT warmed up the Irish Stew kept in my ice-box since the visit to Florence (but taken out to thaw earlier in the day). Then he indulged in another fit of silliness – bananes flambées.

Why was this silliness, as you call?

Mensch! You didn’t see where the flames went!

(Fortunately, neither did Carol!)

We had driven 500 kms that day and were glad of a quiet night.

Thursday 27th March

This is not a bad view to wake up to – many a hotel guest has a less good one, or none at all!

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After breakfast (café-criossant), we decided to take the scenic route to the building, to use the facilities and browse the shop. Down past the little lake:

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Alongside the copse with the wood anemones in flower:

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Over the little bridge: And up the steps.

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One or two legs protested about this and to return to Harry we took the more direct, level route (round the car park).

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So on the road again – at 11.15! But only 350 kms to go so the late start didn’t matter much. Elevenses at Aire Jardin des Causses du Lot, even after 12 o’clock, and lunch at about 1.30. The first view of the Pyrenées was welcome but difficult to photograph as the white of the mountain-tops merged with the pale grey of the sky:

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  A stop in Mirepoix for a bit of shopping and here we are.

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We are indeed – well done, Harry! A round trip of 5331 kms (3331 miles), of which 3147 kms  (1966 miles) within England. That’s quite a lot of zig-zagging up and down the country! Sunejo was cold as we’d left the heat on anti-frost only, so we were very grateful to get a call from Nick and Carolyn Chez Maison Bleue with an invitation to supper. When we got back the house was noticeably warmer.

Two days later, while Carol was trying to deal with the 35-50 molehills which need to be removed before I can cut the grass, which in any case is too soggy to run the ‘tracteur’ over, we had another invitation, this one from Pam and Trevor who have found a property and signed the ‘Compromis de Vente’. So we went to their temporary home – the Gîte at Limbrassac – and enjoyed a scenic drive to view their home-to-be from the outside, followed by a lovely meal at the Gîte. Now we’ve lost another hour with the arrival of ‘summer’ time! That’s two ‘missing’ hours in one week! How time flies!

Harry to Lucy (2). S.K.T. fills in the details.

Liebe Lucy / Milady,

I continue to TRAVEL (not voyage!) a lot! And I have met people I also have not seen before, but first we went to Newcastle to visit Florence Kirkby, whom I have seen previously. THEY had lunch with her, which HE had cooked the night before and taken up the A1 (that’s a road) in a pot in my sink! 

Then we went even further north and made our way to The Lee, near Longframlington, where lives an old friend of M’sieur S’s (as you name him). Steve and Louise Bray have this house at the top of a hill – some challenging bits on the way there! – with wonderful views to the front:

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and behind:

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[Steve was Head of Music at Boothville Middle School, Northampton, when I was Head of French there; we became good friends and have kept in touch over the 32 years since I left Boothville and the 29 years since I left Northampton.]

Steve and Louise had prepared a room for us (although we had said we would sleep in Harry), which was very kind and welcome as it was a cold night. But electricity was provided so Harry didn’t freeze (schön!), and that evening they took us down to Morpeth for a super supper at an Italian restaurant – NOT a mistaika to maika! Back at the house on the hill we showed photos and indulged in reminiscing till around midnight.

Goodnight, then.  ….

Saturday 22nd March: HE had full English breakfast, SHE had café-croissant. Then I took them all out for the day.

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(Not the cat!) We drove to Alnwick where I got left in a car park for a few hours – M’sieur S can tell you what THEY did – then later we went back over the hills to this place:

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where THEY had a drink and admired the views. We took the friends back to The Lee, going through Rothbury on the way:DSCF2077

We could see The Lee across the valley some time before we got there:

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Then I had to drive through this shallow ford and up a very steep, bendy hill to get to the houses:

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We said goodbye (Au revoir) to the friends straightaway and drove back to Wakefield, with several stops on the way, including a sandwich-stop for THEM at Leeming Bar. Es war ein schöner Tag! – Une journée magnifique.

Danke, Harry; I’ll fill in some details. At Alnwick  we visited the Castle Gardens. As we went in we noticed the tree house, which has a restaurant inside, and thought we would have lunch there:

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However, we were disappointed to find it was fully booked for the day!

An outstanding feature of the gardens is the cascade and fountains:DSCF2049

We walked up beside the pool and through the arch at the top. On the way down we stopped to admire the garden’s oldest tree:

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In the end we had lunch at the ‘Pavillion’, and it was very nice, but lacked the atmosphere of the tree house. We tried to get a view of the castle, but couldn’t really get to a good spot because this section of the garden was closed till next week:DSCF2067

We made our way back to Harry after a visit to the gift shop:

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and got a better view of the castle (used as Hogwarts in the Harry Potter films) from the road as we drove round the town:

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To travel in Harry, the ladies sat at the table, with Steve in the passenger seat:

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After leaving Steve & Louise at their home, there was a pleasant farewell to this area as we crossed the river (The Coquet) in the evening light:

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Harry had a ‘day off’ on Sunday 23rd March, which was a very special day and deserves a diary entry all of its own. Watch this space.