I did it! I did it! Je l’ai fait, moi, toute seule, no Harry, just me –
Sally! Slow down! You’re jumping ahead – the last entry in the diary finished at the end of Rachel’s party.
Ah, oui, c’est vrai, excusez-moi. Sorry! Well, M’sieur was getting better, M’dame getting worse, but we left the Travel Lodge on Sunday morning and took the M6 after filling up at Tesco’s near Rachel’s. Although destination was Hilde’s in Baldock, we had to go via Potter’s Bar to pick up the THINGS that M’sieur & M’dame had left there (deliberately!) at the start of the month. That included the guitar bag they bought in London – very bulky, and nothing in it; c’est ridicule, ça!
But I need a new guitar bag!
That’s what you said about the trousers and the dressing gown.
And the sherry.
Ah, oui, le sherry, cheri. Ça pèse, tu sais – it’s heavy, is that.
Stop grumbling – you managed.
I did, didn’t I? Most of the journey south through England was in fine October sunshine, with lovely autumn colours:
but by the time we were ready to leave Potters Bar it was drizzly and generally ‘moche’, and at Baldock, it was just WET. And guess what? M’dame couldn’t find her phone! M’sieur was just going to call it to see if it would ring somewhere when a texty-thingy came through saying it was in Potters Bar! C’est incroyable! Would you believe it? More work for me, I suppose, to go back and get it. Well, not that evening!
No, not that evening, next evening, Monday. Sunday evening, Hilde had a nice supper ready for us and then we watched THAT television programme.
Monday 22nd October: Hilde had planned a lunch party so that some old friends could get together while we were in the country. An excellent lunch was enjoyed, then – by popular demand – another viewing of the video. Time passed quickly, but when the party broke up at about 5.30, we made that final trip to Potters Bar to retrieve the phone left behind the day before.
You also did some shopping!
We still hadn’t bought the sherry.
Back at Hilde’s we looked at some pictures of Sunejo and the surroundings before turning in for our last night, for now, in England.
Tuesday 23rd October The day began foggy and damp, but M’sieur managed to re-organise things so that there was at least a little slit of a view through my back window and at 8.40 we were away en route to Dover. Well, we didn’t get far before we came to traffic alternately standing or crawling. M’dame tried to organise a detour but we rejoined the A1M in the same queue 20 minutes later. But eventually it all began to move again, and the M25 was clear approaching the Dartford Crossing (Bridge). We had time for a brief stop at Maidstone and got to Dover – with very little fuel, as planned, at 12.30. Most of the way it had been wet or foggy, but as we got near the coast the sun broke through to show a calm, blue sea. Once again, we found sunshine in the south, but this time we didn’t have to travel 1,000kms to get to it!
While waiting at the harbour, M’sieur phoned M. Antoine, who has been looking after Harry, and we got the news we were hoping not to hear: the part for Harry’s repair has not even been delivered yet, and M. Antoine doesn’t know when he will get it! This means I have to take M’sieur et M’dame all the way home, not just to Poitiers. That’s over 1,000kms and they want me to do it in a day and a half, with them and all that STUFF! C’est un défi, ça – je ne suis que petite. It’s a big challenge for a little car like me.
We know and you did very well. The crossing remained smooth, but the sunshine didn’t come with us, and it became increasingly foggy so that for a short while we were unable to dock.. But we had quite a good meal and once off the ferry (near the front again!) we filled up and headed off towards Paris through pleasant autumnal sunshine and colours.
Mais Paris! C’était affreux, mais AFFREUX ! Awful, really awful.
English people who think the M25 can be bad don’t know ANYTHING about traffic jams! We were hoping to cover 250 – 300 kms from Calais, we only managed just over 200. And those crazy bikers! I don’t know how they stay alive – well, I guess some of them don’t ….
At half past eight we were near St. Michel Sur Orge and found this area with two resaurants and four or five hotels –
But – no room at the inn!
There’s no need to tell it like that – you’re not Mary and Joseph, are you?
No, but we went from hotel to hotel, only to be told with varying degrees of sympathy that they were ‘complet’ – full. Then at the last of the group – and by chance, the least expensive – the man at the desk said “I don’t know what to suggest ….. but look, there’s a man with a room booked who isn’t here yet. I go home at nine, if he’s not here at five to, I’ll give you the room.” It was ¼ to. We went for a little walk. Every time we saw a car pull in to that car park, or another person get out of a taxi and go in, we said “That’s him”, but when we went back in the man said “It’s all right, it’s yours” Then he added, a bit apologetically, “ It’s a twin bedded room”. I said “N’importe; c’est pour dormir” . He smiled as he typed out the door code and the name and password for the FREE wifi. Then he told us that at one of the restaurants round the corner we’d get a 15% discount on presentation of his receipt.
Courtepaille (sounds like ‘short straw’, but that’s unfortunate) is not a restaurant chain we’ve visited before, but almost certainly will again. I had an unusual ‘duo de poissons’ with halibut and salmon and Carol enjoyed a ‘very tender and tasty’ piece of chicken. With suitable drinks and desserts, and the discount, dinner, bed and breakfast came to little more than £80, and we think we fared very well in the circumstances. Unfortunately Carol’s sleep was disturbed by some ‘very loud’ snoring from the other bed in the room, which was regrettable seeing how much driving there was to do on Wednesday.
Sally, meanwhile, spent the night in a secure car park and probably had a quiet time of it!
Oui, but other people got up and away a lot sooner than you two! I thought you were never coming!
We were away at 9.15!
Yes, but everyone else was away by 8.30! Never mind, we were soon back on the motorway and heading for Orléans, where we crossed the Loire –
Always a significant landmark, but no photos this time; weather a bit grey and drizzly.
On to Limoges, then Brive on the free motorway. On to Toulouse, and again there was sunshine in the south. Not to mention the first sight of the Pyrenees, which makes us feel we are nearly home.
Home? Not quite sure what to expect; the builders have been in today removing the wall of one of the bedrooms, to make a bigger lounge. Good thing they were, really, because we’d left our house keys in Harry, thinking we would be coming home in him, and NOT thinking that we might need plan B! But Tony (Builder) had left the gate open for us and the keys under a plant pot, so that was no serious problem. At 7.15 we pulled in to Sunejo; 809 miles from Baldock, of which 477 done today. You were never intended to do all that, little car!
I know! But it’s all right. I did it, and we’re home.
We are. It’s total chaos, but we’re home. And next morning Sunejo treated us to a superb sunrise:
SUNLEVIĜO ĈE SUNEJO















































