Harry Goes To Wales

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Harry!

Ja?

Tell Franky about our holiday.

What? That little grey car? He will not understand. He is like Lady Lucy – he does not speak well English.

Yes, he does! He’s more English than you are. … Just a bit – Yorkshire. Franky!

Yes, Boss?

Tell Harry if you don’t understand him, OK?

Right-o, Boss.

Who is ‘Boss’?

I am – get on with it.

In Ordnung.

What’s he on about?

Harry was right -maybe I shouldn’t have started this …

So – we leave Meltham Monday 31st July. We travel well. We go through sunshine and showers and arrive at Cringoed Caravan Park (near Machinlleth) at about 4.30. We stopped for SKT to have ‘brunch’ at Birch services.

Who is SKT?

I am!

Keep yer whiskers on!

I may have raised this before – is sausage, egg, beans and chips a ‘brunch’?

That know I not.

What?

I do not know this.

I do – it aint.

Next day – Tuesday, we go into Machinlleth, where SKT hopes to find an old friend.

Yes, John Charlesworth, an artist, used to live opposite us in Bolton, but we lost touch after they moved. I found out on the web that he had a studio in Machinlleth, and so he did – but a nice lady at the Museum of Modern Art (MOMA) told me he’d moved to Shrewsbury. She made a phone call to see if a colleague had a contact number, but no.

You were lucky to get this information between showers!

Yes – showers interspersed with perods of continuous rain. We drove to Aberystwyth (because it was there, I suppose!) and back to Cringoed.

Do I tell this or do you?

Sorry! – Carry on.

Wednesday 2nd August – we drive back through Mach. to Aber. where SKT has breakfast at Morrison’s, and gets cross about having paid too much for diesel fuel on the way –

I didn’t know we were going to end up at Morrison’s!

– and so on to Whitewell Holiday Park near Tenby, where are already Rachel, Sean, Becky and Shannon with the caravan. We park on the grass some way away and opposite them. Then begins the rain and the wind.

And when there was no rain and wind, there was wind and rain. On Thursday (3rd) the family go off to visit a farm / theme park and I have a lazy day, joining the family for supper when they come back.

And on Friday morning, a couple with a caravan next to the family’s – a German couple as it happens – move away and we move across to occupy that pitch. This makes movement from caravan to me much easier, and safer for Shannon who likes to come and visit quite frequently, especially first thing in the morning, but until now this has involved crossing the ‘road’ between us.

By now we have SUNSHINE! We pack picnics and beach stuff into the big car –

What big car?

Sean’s big car – the one they tow the caravan with, and we head for Coppet Hall Beach:

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(Our camp is centre left with the red shelter and the striped windbreak.)

First, dig out your pool:

 

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Then, make a channel and dam the stream and let the pool fill up till it overflows! Shannon is the third generation to learn this game on this same beach – though Rachel says she thinks she and Chris played it first in Devon or Cornwall.

Even I have a little swim (in the sea) and thanks to Becky for staying with me. Later Shannon and I watch the boats in Saundersfoot harbour …

… while the others go shopping and come back with fish n chips.

Back at Whitewell, some hardy folk like to sit out between the vans as it gets dark – even if it means wrapping up for warmth:

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This was a GOOD DAY … but it had unfortunate consequences ….

Saturday, 5th August: SUNSTROKE! Or if not sunstroke, sun induced migraine, but with the pain in an unusual place and a very hot forehead. When packing beach stuff into the big car, I forgot to include a hat – even though it was on my checklist –

Dumkopf!

What’s ee say?

He called me a twit.

What, like dick-‘ead?

Exactly.

Eee – I like im!

– then I sat for hours in the sun in one place on that beach. … So on Saturday the family go to visit Caldey Island (which I wasn’t plannng to do anyway) and any thoughts I had of sitting outside or doing a bit of ‘housekeeping’ are forgotten as I lie in Harry most of the day nursing me ‘ead. But it gets better enough for me to stick to the plan and prepare supper for the others ready for when they get back. (Potato Bolognaise – sounds odd, but try it sometime!)

After supper I get the guitar out and have a little singalong. Rachel said people wouldn’t gather round or stop, but I said they do in France, so why not try it and see. What was interesting was that although some folk did comment as they went by, apparently, that it was nice to hear, it was a Polish family – well, mother and daughters, dad being busy with the barbecue – who brought some drinks and sat down for a while.

Sunday is disappointing. The weather has turned nasty again, and the seafood restaurant I’d noticed on the harbour side in Saundersfoot, and invited everyone to have lunch at, proved less than wonderful. (No children’s menu, said they would do a small portion but didn’t, didn’t take cards, but didn’t tell us that when we booked, and presented a bill for six meals when we’d had only five – and one of them for a four-year-old paying full price!)

After coffee and dessert at a different establishment, two fellas return to the vans, while the three lasses go back to the beach to swim in the rain! Well, it’s all wet, I suppose…

Monday (7th) is our moving day. We had not planned to stay with the family all the time and SKT wanted to see the Gower, which before he never visited –

D’yer mean he’d never bin there before, like?

Like what?

It’s just an idiom.

That’s rude.

No, it’s not – carry on, Harry.

SKT and I are ready to leave before the Tuggers appear –

Tuggers?

It’s a nickname Motorhomers use for Caravaners.

– but they come round in time to help remove the levellers. Then we wave goodbye and leave Whitewell. SKT is hoping to find a place for breakfast along the way, but there is nowhere evident till we leave the motoroway near Swansea. So here he has an early lunch from Burger King! Soon we stop again at a big Tesco’s and he buys some cough medicine.

Yes, a harsh and painful cough has been bothering me all morning.

And then is a short drive along the Gower Peninsular to Pitton Cross, just before Rhossili.

Pitton Cross Caravan Park is well away the best site of the three we’ve been on during this trip. (Though the showers were better at Cringoed) There’s a good shop, (though no honey – they say the can’t get it, so a rum toddy for the cough has to wait) and even a sea view from our pitch, so next morning, the weather being fine and warm, it’s cooked breakfast outside:8th August Breakfast.JPGThen we go exploring. Beach-side car parks in the Gower are motorhome friendly – no height limiters – but overnight parking is forbidden. So we start at Rhossili, which some describe as the finest beach in Britain:

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But we do not stay here – too much walk from car park to beach, down steep path. So we look at Horton:

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Sehr schön. Very  nice, but I do not see this as from the car park there is a view only of the dunes. SKT has a little picnic and we move on. Eventually we find Oxwich. (We twice miss the turning as the sign is completely buried in the hedge!)

But perseverance is rewarded, because Oxwich is THE ideal spot for a day at the beach with a motorhome! (In spite of the £6 access fee.)

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You’re almost on the beach, you can set up ‘camp’ or sit near your van, you can cook, picnic or barbecue, and you have your changing facilities, with a hot shower if you want it, right there. Moreover, there’s a snack bar on site and a toilet block, ‘traditional’, but clean and acceptable, if you don’t want to use your onboard facilities.

Meanwhile, the family had come down to visit the Gower Heritage Centre, only 15 minutes away, so they came to join me – only £3 for them and the big car!

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We had tea / coffee, some played on the beach and some went in the water:

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(The red dot upper centre is Rachel, and the white dot to her right is Becky’s head!)

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They have a long drive back to Whitewell.

And we have a short one back to Pitton Cross, where, having found some honey at the shop in the village, SKT is able to treat his cough with his rum toddy, and for the second evening, there is a remarkable sunset:

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Wednesday (9th August) is fine enough, but with more cloud, more wind, and much less warm. However, Oxwich is so appealing that we go back there. Here is something very British happening; folk have come to enjoy themselves, and they are determined this to do. They are … what do you say – cowarding? –

Cowering!

Ah, ja – they are cowering in their shelters and behind their windbreaks, wearing their anoraks, their fleecies, their hoodies, and that latest must-have accessory – the wetsuit. Occasionally some go down to the sea and swim a bit, but they do not stay long. SKT, he stays inside all day, watching other folk, doing his puzzles and looking at old photos on the computer, as well as taking one or two new ones:

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(Looking towards Three Cliffs Bay – accessible only on foot!)

On the way back to base, I ‘treat’ myself to a meal at the nearest pub. It’s adequate, not wonderful – not a treat!

Thursday 10th is fine and warm again, which is annoying in a way, because it is long drive home day. This weather yesterday would have been very good. We leave Pitton Cross at about 9.15 but go only a short distance to a garden centre where a cafe is doing breakfasts.

Not only doing breakfasts, but doing WELSH breakfasts, so as well as bacon, sausage, egg and mushrooms, I have lava bread and cockles! And with the best, simply made, cup of coffee just like at home – I donta wanta my ‘personal barista’ who maika me waita too long and costa megabucks. In fact, this was the best meal out of the whole trip – and the best value.

So SKT is now ready to drive home with only two more stops – one for the necessary, and one for ice cream. Parts of the journey are slow – M42, M6, Oldham – but we arrive at Helme Park at about 6.45, more or less as expected.

So, that were a good do, eh, Boss?

It were, aye. One or two disappointments like not finding John and only a couple of really fine days, but the Gower is certainly worth another visit, and there were two splendid sunsets:

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PS: In case you hadn’t noticed (in the media) Saundersfoot beach is up for sale … quarter of a million, anyone?

 

 

 

 

Dordogne Holiday

Sunejo,Thursday, 22nd May 2014, c.17.50

Hallo, Lady Lucy!

Ah, Milord Harry, there you are! Where have you been? You did not send me any postcard;

I’ve only been away a week! And you haven’t been lonely, have you? People have been here, and you’ve been out and about.

How you know this?

That.

What?

It’s “How do you know that 

Hm! Since when are you the expert teacher of the English?

I’m not. But anyway, there was a phone call. That’s how I know you’ve been out.

 Je comprends …..So now, racontez – where do you go?

Did.

What?

“Where did you go?” or “Where have you been?”

C’est bizarre, ça! 

We went to the Dordogne Valley. We left here at about 12.15 last Thursday –

Ah yes, I remember it well …..

– and travelled 300kms to the north. The weather was very fine and the snow on the Pyrenees is receding:

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We crossed the River Lot:

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and left the motorway at Souillac, where there is this magnificent railway viaduct, which SKT & CLT have often tried to photograph as we go by on the motorway, but never got a good one:

ImageThen they got lost! Satnav couldn’t recognise the spot and the place we were looking  for wasn’t on the signs! But just before 7pm we found ‘Soleil Plage’:Soleil Plage (5)and we pitched up on an “emplacement” with this view of the Dordogne just a few steps away:

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On Friday they put the awning up beside me, so more space to have, and they went to swim in this pool complex:

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And on Saturday they did very little also, but make bookings to do a canoe trip on Sunday and hire a car for Monday and Tuesday. SKT must tell you about these things.

Yes, the canoeing was wonderful. The ‘base de canoë’ was just outside the campsite (at the ‘beach’) and we booked the ‘Parcours Nature’. The man took us to the starting point by minibus (with one other couple) and the canoes on a trailer behind and pushed us out onto the river. We then had all day (if we’d wanted) to go with the flow 10 kms downstream to get back to ‘Soleil Plage’.canoe trip (36)

We had plenty of time to study the river bank:

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the Castle of Montfort:

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and the birdlife: this is probably a black kite:

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canoe trip (39)After about an hour we beached the canoe (on the second attempt – the current took us past the first spot we aimed for!) and enjoyed the little picnic we’d taken with us:canoe trip (44)

Then, after another hour, as we came round the ‘Cingle de Montfort’ (more later) and past the campsite, some friends we’d made, who had a riverside pitch just near Harry, took our photo as we paddled by:Canoe trip (1)

They told us that several people had grounded their canoe in the shallow water to the left at that spot, so we felt a bit chuffed at avoiding that, and steering successfully in to the beach on the first attempt. A highlight of the holiday – the weather had been ideal; unbroken sunshine, but not so hot that we were constantly thirsty, sunburnt  or exhausted.

We swam again – in the pool, not the river! – and that evening we treated ourselves to an excellent locally themed meal at the on-site restaurant.

[The arrival of a German party led to an ineresting exchange between them and the waiter which has prompted me to put a little rant on my neighbour blog ‘Daddy Says ….’  Have a look if you like, but be warned – it’s Esperanto propaganda! 

THE SCANDAL OF LANGUAGE

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Monday May 19th: Once we had the hire car we made our way downstream by road to see Beynac and ride in a different sort of boat, a ‘gabarre’, a flat-bottomed boat formerly used as river transport, taking, eg, nuts to Bordeaux and bringing back essentials, eg, wine.

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Beynac, ‘un des plus beaux villages de France’, occupies a spectacular site and it’s castle remained in English hands – and loyal to the English kings – during the hundred years war,

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whereas this one, on the other side of the river, changed loyalties several times. (It would then have been just the fortress, without the stately home.) It’s now owned by a Texan millionaire, not oil – the inventor of the car crusher, apparently.

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The river trip, with effective commentary in French and English, afforded excellent views and interesting historical insights, so we were well pleased with it.

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However, we then tried to find some gardens which we had been told were ‘absolument magnifique’. Once again, satnav let us down, we couldn’t find it on the map, and signage was inconsistent. We really were going round in circles, passing one school at least three times! Gardens are Carol’s thing and I was tired, so when we found it, I let her visit on her own. I fear she was disappointed. ‘Keep off the grass’ signs were everywhere and there’s a limit to how much topiary and how many box hedges one can enjoy in one place! Still here are a few of her pictures: gardens and flowers (8) gardens and flowers (12)

Back at base we swam again and enjoyed a ‘Blanquette de Veau’ that we’d bought earlier – tinned, but tasty. Then we invited the neighbours, Mike and Sandra – that’s them in the water with Carol – to coffee and what would have been in ‘the library’ if we’d brought it with us!

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Meanwhile, Harry chatted up the little white car – sorry, Lucy! soleil Plage (15)

Ca m’est égal. He can ‘chat up’ , as you say, who he want.

Hmmm ……

Tuesday 20th May 2014: Having the car for a second day, we set off for Rocamadour. However, our first stop was quite close by at the ‘Cingle de Montfort’. The information panel was missing from the rough parking area beside the road, but we later found out that ‘Cingle’ is a local word referring to a meander. It’s some bend! We took far too many photos of the river, saying “we’ve been down there”, and a few of the castle. Then I realised that the cliff behind us was perhaps even more interesting:Montfort (14) Montfort (16) Montfort (11)

We picnicked overlooking an artificial lake at Gourdon, and made our way across country to Rocamadour, wondering whether SATNAV was choosing the best route (we decided later that she wasn’t). Rocamadour is certainly spectacular, but that said, both it and the ‘Grotte des Merveilles’ (no photos allowed)  were disappointing. The road train ride from the car park at the bottom to the village added nothing either by way of views or information, for there was no commentary, and the narrow street was very ‘Mont St Michel’.

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The visit to the cave (the ‘grotte’) took 80 minutes instead of the supposed 40 because, out of consideration for members of the group who spoke no French, the guide said everything twice!

We made our own route to get back to Soleil Plage, and were quite sure it was quicker, and more scenic, than SATNAV’s. We decided to go for a meal at a Pizza restaurant in the last village before Montfort, and just as we parked up the weather broke (we’d seen it coming) and we dodged the the first drops of what developed into a terrific storm.

The meal was good, but back chez Harry we found him surrounded by a sea of mud and began to wonder how we were going to dismantle and stow the awning (‘Harriette’!) and whether, indeed, we’d be able to drive off the pitch without slipping and sinking …..

Things were better in the morning, and Harriette was dry by the afternoon,  thunderstorms were forecast so we bustled about and got everything packed up much more successfully than we had feared. As we emptied the tent of ‘stuff’ we found this gentleman lurking in a corner, and very reluctant to leave!:Soleil Plage (24)

We were just finishing puting the bikes on the rack (they would have been quite useful on site but one of the pedals seized up on mine which made riding it a bit tricky), when the first raindrops fell, at exactly 5.30pm. Within seconds we were experiencing the most terrific thunderstorm, torrential rain hammering on Harry’s roof, prolonged streaks of lightning and tremendous thunderclaps. I’d really liked to have seen more of it and tried some photos, but there was no suitable viewpoint without getting soaked! However, we still had that little white car with us; I’d waited half an our for the man on the car park, but he still hadn’t come for it! So when the rain eased off a bit we darted out and DROVE (!) up to the swimming pool to use the covered area. (There were three sections, covered and heated, outdoor and heated, outdoor unheated.) While we were there the hammering started again ….

We had a ‘three tin meal’ during which Mike came round to say the mud wasn’t too bad and we could get to their caravan after supper, if we didn’t mind taking footwear off in the awning before stepping in! We did that and played a closely contended rubber of bridge over a bottle of red wine. They won from game all, 90 all, for those who know what that means. It’s a bit like 2 sets each and 4 all final set in tennis.

The rain had stopped and when we stepped out of the caravan the stars were absolutely brilliant! However, that didn’t last, and in the small hours the flashes, crashes and hammering started again.

The morning was something else! All was calm and surprisingly dry. Grey, low cloud at first, but within minutes of sun-up, it had all burnt off. These photos couldn’t have been taken five minutes later, honest!

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We’d packed everything except the picnic table and we’d ordered pastries, so we settled down to outdoor breakfast, together with the usual visitors:Soleil Plage (18)soleil Plage (16)

The great tit was very tame and had perched from time to time on the ketchup bottle and the thermos as well as the seats and the table. We also had visits from, or saw, sparrows, a robin, blackbird, goldfinches, greenfinches and, we think, goldcrests.

But it was time to go. Harry moved off pitch without problems and we left the little car on the car park and the key at reception, which neither we nor the staff were very pleased about, but the man didn’t seem to think there was any issue.

Harry?

Ja?

Do you want to narrate the journey home?

There’s nothing to tell, really. You’ve gone on long enough. We stopped at Aire Jardin for lunch and the view of the Piebald Pyrenees was much clearer than sometimes and seen sooner – before Toulouse.  And here we are – Lady? ….. She’s gone to sleep! I said you’d gone on too long.

……….

Maybe, but we have to say it was nice to swim in our own pool before enjoying a salmon and couscous supper that Judy and Carol prepared for us. Next day, Sunejo let the minders go:

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and on the way to the airport we had lunch in Limoux – outdoors till another heavy shower drove us indoors for dessert:DSCN2236

(Lucy has actually woken up and told Harry about what happened at Sunejo while we were away. You can see that here:

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We’re very grateful to Judi & Carol for coming over and looking after the house, the plants and the pool. It’s good that both we and they were lucky with the weather. So, who’s next?